"Please, I could so dread pirate you if I wanted," Sam said as he pulled out of the parking lot, a bit of nervous laughter at the magical car comment. Coraline was a very clever girl and Bee didn't really try to hard to make it hard to tell that he wasn't just a normal car.

He glanced over at her, struggling but failing to pay too much attention to her long, gorgeous legs. It really wasn't fair that she looked so good. How was he possibly supposed to not lose his head over her?

"I happen to have a long, successful history of dread pirating. I get all dread pirated up into things."