"Nope, see you're all talk and no dread pirating." Coraline said with a smile, sliding her hand down Sam's arm before leaning forward to fiddle with the radio. Okay, if Sam's car wasn't magical or sentient or whatever then he really needed to get a new radio because occasionally it would play what she wanted and other times it just randomly burst into song. "Leo has more mad dread pirating skills and he's Leo. You're too... Sam to be a dread pirate."

Coraline looked at the radio hopefully, as she tried to coax the radio to turn on. "Oh come on Bee, you know you want to work for me. I'm clearly your favourite, forget Sam he's faux dread pirate, I'm the real dread pirate Roberts."