For a brief moment, when she squeezed his leg again, the car veered over a bit into another lane. A driver back a ways honked and Sam corrected their course, or rather Bee corrected it. Sam would probably hear about that later.

"Alice? No. No, no, no. That's just... that would be bad. Besides, she's got like... her lips are all weird and stuff. And you know he gets stabbed, right? Inigo gets stabbed. I don't want you to get stabbed. But that means you'd be Fezzik and that would just be weird."

And maybe if he kept talking like this, he could get to the surprise before she got the information out of him.