"What? No, no, no. I'm not angry. It's just... I don't know," he said. He wasn't sure why he was acting like this other than Coraline did weird things to his head and made it hard to think straight.

"And guys don't ask you out, because you're intimidating. I mean, you're nice and funny and smart and gorgeous. The only guys with enough guts to ask you out are frat douchebags and even then they're just trying to get in your pants. Look, I am a straight guy. I have been interested in girls since I had a giant curly afro in sixth grade. I am an expert on this. You are the hottest girl I have ever seen."