Aphrodite gives Coraline an 'oh, puh-leeze' look. "You need to brush up on your Greek pantheon, sweet pea, I don't smite people," she says, and then sighs.

"Because life isn't like the movies. And there is no one 'proper' way to do things," she says, putting air quotes around the word 'proper'. "Love and everything that goes with it is way more complicated than that."