Coraline erputed into more laughter as Bill bent forward in that ridiculous outfit. King Leonidas musn't have gotten much Kinging done what with all his subjects wetting themselves laughing at the sight of his knees.

"No one should see your knees, it's just wrong Bill." Coraline said as if that made perfect sense. Coraline rolled her eyes when he made that face. The grown up Mum face. "The kind of question someone should ask when you're going out. You know if you get run over by a truck or have an accident because you're drunk and wearing a silly costume then you're going to be very embarassed to not be wearing any underwear."